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vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

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frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

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I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.

Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via wordsnquotes)

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heichou-relatable:

eating-out-kaneki:

heichou-relatable:

im covered in pineapples

for what purpose

accidental spongebob cosplay

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

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albinos-ruined-me:

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loliphilosophy:

time to watch anime to fill the void in my life

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64px:

ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

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eristicka:

cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014

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for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

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