my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS
I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.
im covered in pineapples
for what purpose
accidental spongebob cosplay
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
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my dad just called me phil for literally no reason
how do you phil about it
im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift